I'm Steph and these are my mommy musings from hell...I mean Texas...on whatever. Better put the kettle on.

Cast of Characters:
Steph = me
Nick = le husband
Jas/James = le kiddo

♥ Harry Potter, literature, Nick, Jas, Castle, that gang in Philly who own a bar, Supernatural, Doctor Who, GIANTS!!!, hydrangeas, wit, Supernatural, critical theory, nerds, joss whedon, Supernatural, life.

Also, I think tumblr has magically turned me into a 15 year old girl...

i'm in gryffindor!

19th October 2011

Post reblogged from not my division! with 105,590 notes

I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

between-rage-and-serenity:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

Source: not-a-painbow

14th October 2011

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Ok Everyone:

Word is that peanut butter prices are going to skyrocket.

Peanut Butter.

Tagged: I love that peanut prices are newsworthywith everything that is going on in the world

5th October 2011

Photo reblogged from ∞ Open Your Mind: Lose Your Fucking Ego ∞ with 2,009 notes

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5th October 2011

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Really this house should be for someone with a family…
Can I buy it, Jane?

Really this house should be for someone with a family…

Can I buy it, Jane?

Tagged: beetlejuice

Source: flickr.com

3rd October 2011

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My three year old slammed the front door. So I read him Belloc’s poem: “Rebecca Who Slammed Doors for Fun and Perished Miserably.”

Tagged: she gets flattened by a bust of Abraham

3rd October 2011

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did-you-kno:

David Philips of Davis, CA spent $3,100 on individual pudding cups and earned himself more than 1.2 million frequent flier miles!
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Forever proud of Davis, CA.

did-you-kno:

David Philips of Davis, CA spent $3,100 on individual pudding cups and earned himself more than 1.2 million frequent flier miles!

Source

Forever proud of Davis, CA.

Tagged: fact

Source: did-you-kno

2nd October 2011

Photo reblogged from Twilight Sucks! with 90 notes

Tagged: bladetwilightedward cullenbella

Source: mechedance

2nd October 2011

Chat

  • Jehovah's Witness at Door: So, you DON'T believe the devil is out here making people sin?
  • Nick: I believe the devil got defeated in Georgia.
  • Me: I heard he got beat by a lawyer named Daniel Webster.

Tagged: Religious trollingwe do a mean good cop/bad cop

1st October 2011

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19th September 2011

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Homemade focaccia bread. You know you jealous.

Homemade focaccia bread. You know you jealous.